thesickestjokes:

People will stop showing you pictures of their kids if you whisper “oh fuck yea” under your breath when you look at their photos.

(via lottezuurendonk)

marinaadtheboobs:

Remember when Marina said there was going to be 15 video parts to EH?

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Remember when Marina said that Heartcore was going to be a thing?

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k1mkardashian:

*at a job interview*

employer: do you have any questions for me?

me: yes, what’s your sign? 

(via all-ruins)

College is 10/10 would recommend 

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